Opinion

ACORN’S NUTS

Here’s America’s recipe for disaster: 2 parts voter fraud (may substitute a bushel of ACORNS); 3 parts biased media (trim off any residual journalistic integrity); 1/2 part presidential candidate (bent left of Lenin); 1 part gaffe-prone Washington insider; 2 houses of Congress, chock full of socialist-minded liberals. Simmer for a fortnight, then drain off the bona fide American hero and successful chief executive of Alaska. Serve cold to the next generation.

Ralph Pellecchia,

Allendale, NJ

With ACORN under investigation in 15 states for thousands of questionable registrations, including those of Mickey Mouse and the Dallas Cowboys lineup, it’s become quite apparent that they are attempting to steal a national election for Barack Obama. Now we find out that the Working Families Party may have funneled almost $32,000 hand-out cash to ACORN on Primary Day. Common wisdom had Sen. Hillary Clinton as the Democratic candidate. Did ACORN steal her nomination as well?

Dave Becher,

East Northport