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WELCOME BACK OZZY

Warning: “The Osbournes: Reloaded” is not your father’s variety hour.

“We’re a very dysfunctional family doing a very dysfunctional show,” a skinny and soft spoken Ozzy Osbourne says of his clan’s new primetime series, which premieres this spring on Fox.

Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack screened a preview of the raucous comedy show – a combination of sketch comedy, game show and pre-taped gags – for TV critics in Los Angeles Tuesday.

The initial six episode order includes a blindfolded audience member duped into kissing a grandmother, a visit from Pam Anderson (complete with wardrobe malfunction) and “Candid Camera”-style video of The Prince of Darkness slinging burgers at a fast food drive through.

Ozzy also promises to perform a few musical numbers each week.

This is the first time the entire family has worked together in almost four years. Jack, 23, and Kelly, 24, each publicly struggled with drug addiction after achieving worldwide celebrity on “The Osbournes” in 1992.

“The first time around I took it all for granted,” Kelly says. “Now I get to have a second chance and really appreciate it.”

Sharon looks back on the MTV reality series – which paved the way for trainwrecks like “Gene Simmons Family Jewels,” “Family Foreman” and “House of Carters” more proudly: “We were the first. And we were absolutely the best. Everything else since has been total crap.”