Forget “Behind the Green Door.” This is “Behind the Green Jacket.”
As Tiger Woods gets ready for his return to the Masters next month, his porn-star gal pal yesterday posted a series of extraordinarily lewd text messages the golf great sent to her, showing that when it comes to sex, he prefers putting the ball deep in the rough.
“I want to . . . throw you around, spank and slap you,” Woods wrote last year to his porno queen, Joslyn James.
Woods, 34, who for years enjoyed a public image as squeaky clean as Pat Boone’s, regaled James for months with ribald requests for raunchy sex acts before his world came crashing down when his wife discovered he had been bedding babes all over the country.
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James posted 122 text messages on her Web site that she says Woods sent her between July and October of last year, with flurries of correspondence when he appeared at tournaments in Michigan, New Jersey and Massachusetts and at a media tour for a golf course he is designing in North Carolina.
The message string does not include what James wrote back. Woods’ camp did not respond for comment.
In between arranging to hook up with James in hotel rendezvous, Woods whimpered about his desire to “bite” her and make her “beg” for sex with him, have a threesome with her and another woman — and even suggested urinating on her.
“Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?” he asked.
A minute later, presumably in response to her asking if that was what he wanted to do, he wrote, “Just morbid curiosity.”
Then he admitted: “Never done it. I think I would get stage fright.”
When he wasn’t talking about sex, many of Woods’ messages detailed the mundane back-and-forth of arranging an illicit assignation, such as discussing flight details and the location of his hotel room.
Clearly aware of protecting his carefully manicured public persona as a dutiful family man, Woods was adamant that the surgically enhanced James be very discreet.
“You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you,” he instructed during one hotel hookup.
But Woods was always quick to remind James, star of “Porn Star Brides” and “Top Heavy 4,” that the meetings were not about cuddling and flowers.
“You are my f- – -ing whore,” he wrote. “Hold you down while I choke you and f- – – that a- – that I own.”
In another exchange, he writes: “Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore.”
The flurry of messages peaked between July 30 and Aug. 1, Aug. 28 and 29 and Sept. 7 and 9, overlapping with Woods’ appearances at the Buick Open, The Barclays and the Deutsche Bank Championship — tournaments where he finished first, second and 11th, respectively.
James, 32, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, was among the seemingly endless cavalcade of bimbos who emerged after Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, allegedly attacked him with a golf club in a bizarre Thanksgiving-weekend episode in Florida when she discovered sexy texts on his phone from yet another woman.
Toward the end of his string of messages to James, Woods hinted at storm clouds looming.
“Having a few issues at home,” he wrote at 7:35 p.m. on Sept. 8. “Might be a little later before I see you tonight.”
Four minutes later, he followed up with “Parent hood melt down :).”
A month later, he reminded James that they had to be very careful because he lived under tremendous scrutiny.
“You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You will have to understand people love to talk about me,” he wrote. “Sometimes it is good and sometimes it is bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when it is not true. My life is a fish bowl.”
The racy repartee came to a close days later, when Woods was apparently in North Carolina giving a media tour for a golf-resort project centered around a course he was designing. Although the details are not clear, it seems that the wealthy investors in the project came close to catching Woods in a clandestine get-together with James.
“Oh my God. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything,” he wrote at 12:07 p.m. on Oct. 4. “I told you. Oh my God. I can’t believe what just happened.”
A minute later, Woods seemed to close the door on the relationship for good.
“Don’t f- – -ing talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there. F- – -,” he wrote in the last message James posted on her site.
The emergence of the lascivious messages comes just as Woods tries to turn the corner on a scandal that has been a major blow to his public brand — costing him numerous endorsements and keeping him off the links for months as he attends sex rehab to save his marriage.
Just this week, Woods announced he would be making his comeback at the Masters next month. Public-image experts said that while Woods appeared to be finally taking control of the story about his explosive sexual compulsion, the text messages would set him back at least temporarily.
“I don’t even want to think about what kind of product endorsements he is going to get from this,” said crisis-control expert Robert Zimmerman of Zimmerman Edelson Public Relations. “The only comeback that these texts help are those of Jay Leno’s writers.”