MLB

Hondo’s roaring for Tigers

Hondo, closing in on the dreaded four-figured deficit, was steamrolled Suday with the Reds, who were crushed in Philadelphia to raise the NRN (nasty red number) to 970 freehans.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Smyly to provide something to grin about — 10 units on the Tigers. Also, he will try an investment on Leake to hose the Nats — 10 units on the Reds.


It was awful nice of Mayor de Blasio’s wife, Chirlane McCray, to provide a blueprint for how not to raise a child. As Hillary wrote, “It takes a village” to raise kids — especially when mom and dad enjoy their work so much they ignore the children. … Although it may be against the handicapping rules of New York State, Hondo, in an effort to improve performance, from now on will be making his selections while wearing nasal strips. … Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reportedly was spotted in a small town in Ontario, even though his lawyer insists he still is in a treatment facility. Apparently, what happened was: They tried to make Rob stay in rehab, he said no, no, no.