Hondo, who had been nosediving lately, rerouted last night with the Rangers (of Texas), who bludgeoned the overrated Zoolander to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 190 mcbrides.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will try to avoid going over the cliff with Lee – 10 units on the Phillies. Also, he will back that Bumgarner – 10 units on the Giants.
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Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner says he still hasn’t decided whether to enter the race for mayor. In the event he does run in the ‘Crats’ crowded primary, Hondo suggests you bet on Weinie to show … Disgraced former presidential hopeful John Edwards will crawl out of his hole to give a speech to lawyers June 6 at a retreat in Orlando. Along with Weiner, Mark Sanford, Eliot “John” Spitzer and many others, Edwards’ return provides further proof that it’s very hard to keep a dirtbag politician down … Lookalikes: The painting of Bea Arthur topless that sold for $1.9 million and a painting of topless Ted Kennedy and his unharnessed supersaggers, if such a painting ever was done.