The dad of porn actress Stoya isn’t upset about her career choice.
He just peeved that he can’t enjoy porn like he once did because Stoya — real name Jessica Stojadinovich — has licensed a sex toy with ads that pop up on his favorite adult site.
“My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him,” she told The Huffington Post.
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It took 6 1/2 weeks for a hippy-dippy Seattle woman to figure out that people are not plants.
Naveena Shine, 65, went 45 days on just water and tea with milk in a futile bid to proved that humans could flourish on sunshine and fluids.
The 5-foot-4 woman dropped from 159 pounds to 126 before yielding to sanity.
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Why call a plumber to fix broken pipes when 911 is so much easier?
Talitha Myrvil, 28, dialed 911 twice and Fort Pierce, Fla., cops warned her not to do it again, according to the Scripps Interactive Newspapers Group.
When she then allegedly pulled a fire alarm at her apartment complex, she was arrested.
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Maybe they were suffering from brain freeze.
A Minnesota mom and her son were busted for allegedly stealing and trafficking in gopher body parts, cops said.
A gopher trapper in Preston, Minn., had bagged and dissected the pesky animals as part of a local effort to curb their population.
Tina Marie Garrison, 37, and Junior Lee Dillon, 18, were charged with receiving stolen property and theft.
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San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee got a front-seat look at his city’s much-maligned bus system.
He was launching the city’s snazzy new biodiesel-electric hybrid buses, but the dedication went off the rails when the vehicle in which he was riding broke down. He and other officials had to get off the bus and hop aboard another one.