MLB

Hondo has a Twin

Hondo put a serious dent in the deficit Monday night when he connected with the Cubs and Angels to slash the NRN (nasty red number) to 365 allisons.

Tuesday: Mr. Aitch will take a stab with Gibson over Price, who doesn’t look right — 10 units on the Twinks to cream the Rays.

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According to Page Six, NBC execs ordered “psychological research” of “Meet The Press” host David Gregory in an attempt to find out how he could become more likable. (It could be he is just too swarthy to be likable.) While they’re at it, they might want to do the same for Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, Rachel Maddow and the rest of the ratings-starved stiffs over at MSNBC … Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden was sent to Ukraine to meet with the President and Prime Minister. That ought to just about wrap up any hope that might have remained for the country’s sovereignty … Those raunchy Top Flite commercials are almost as awful as the balls/rocks they’re trying to sell.