Sex & Relationships

Top 5 ways to date a diplomat

According to intriguing internationalists at the World Bar.

“Keep it classy and say, ‘I’ve seen London, I’ve seen France, can I see your underpants?’ ” — Miranda

“Ask, ‘Interested in some bilateral action at my place?’ ” — Sonja

“Tell him that whoever has more passport stamps has to buy the other a drink.” — Lin

“Say, ‘I’d really like to have good international relations with you tonight.’ ” — Nieko

“Ask, ‘Do you think we could solve all the world’s problems if we make love, not war?’ ” — Avery