Farrah Abraham is ready to blow — any hopes of a music career, that is.
Hot on the heels of her second porno, the 22-year-old “Teen Mom” star has released her latest single, “Blowin’ ” — the first since her 2012 album “My Teenage Dream Ended.” Not that you can tell it’s her; the song is so heavily auto-tuned that it could have come from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
The track, penned by Abraham, speaks heavily to the “haters” the reality star has acquired over the years, with such soul-searching lyrics as “Let me get that air/That breeze/The wind I need/I’m blowin’ (I’m blowin’)/All these bullies away.”
Fortunately, Abraham is “in no rush” to release another album, according to In Touch Weekly. “Music is a hobby, not my career move,” she recently told the magazine.
Thank heaven for that.