MLB

Hondo goes with O’s

Hondo was cruising with the Dodgers Sunday, seemingly headed toward a victory on Domestic Opening Night, but then Mattingly called for Brian “The Bearded Blunder” Wilson. Next thing you know the Pods are on their way to a 3-1 “W” and the Day 1 debt is 55 tidrows.

Monday: Mr. Aitch figures the Sawx will be less than sharp due to the dreaded World Series hangover, so he will risk 10 units worth of his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Tillman and the Orioles.

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