Ever thought the categories for the Academy Awards are a little restrictive? It’s not like ALL those poor, struggling Hollywood peeps can win the Oscar for Best Director, Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay and the other honors up for grabs.
But Twitter has come to the rescue with a hilarious list of new awards followers would like to see presented on Sunday once the champagne really starts to flow.
Here’s our pick of the best suggestions trending under the hashtag #NewOscarCategories:
Best Spoiler-Filled Trailer That Reveals Everything About the Movie Before You See
Current fave is the trailer for Liam Neeson’s action flick “Non-Stop,” which shows the plane exploding at the end.
Most Meryl Streepiest Meryl Streep
Best Supporting Double Stick Tape goes to ‘American Hustle.’
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams’ boobs certainly give “Gravity” a run for its money.
The Keira Knightley Award for Best Pout
She also deserves a nom for Most Jutted-Out Jaw.
Best Morgan Freeman Narration
Best Performance by Ryan Seacrest Rushing an Interview So He Can Get to a Bigger Star
Best Documentary Film No One Saw But We’re All Sure Is Super Poignant And Eye-Opening
Best Adopted Screenplay and/or Child by Brad & Angelina
We can only hope this means they’ll bring the whole brood to the Dolby Theatre this year.
Best Scene Where a Nude Actor Walks Behind Several Conveniently Placed Props So His Naughty Bits Stay Hidden
Best Use of Sunglasses on a McConaughey
Best Foreign Film Award Where the Audience Doesn’t Fall Asleep
Best Portrayal of a Teacher Who Finally Gets Through to a Difficult Student
Best Job of Crying Without Looking Ugly
But can anyone possibly beat Natalie Portman’s sobfest in “Black Swan”?