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England’s Capello bans WAGS, to spy on players’ bedrooms

Not only has England coach Fabio Capello banned his players from bringing their WAGS _ Wives and Girlfriends _ around, but he’s installed TVs in their hotel rooms that will let him spy on them 24-hours-a-day. Now that’s just nasty.

“It’s going to be like Big Brother. The hotel rooms used to be the place we all escaped to, now they’re not safe,” one player said to the Daily Star. Presumably his big brother didn’t do Girls Gone Wild videos. Heck, if David Beckham hadn’t gotten hurt, selling the videos out of Goldenballs’ boudoir probably could’ve financed some Premier League clubs for a month!

Capello banned the WAGS from the England traveling party, so many are going to stay in ritzy Sun City, just 14 miles away, but others are talking boycott. It should be noted that Capello is bringing HIS wife, though.