Puberty has ruined the cherubic looks of a lot of adorable kid celebs but with others it didn’t quite take, leaving some grown-up child stars looking simply like larger, hairier or blobbier children. The results can be unfortunate — a purgatory of aging babyfaces.
Here are eight child stars who sadly got stuck with the same faces they had as kids:
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1. Haley Joel Osment, 25
The star of “The Sixth Sense” (1999) and “A.I.” (2001) must have paid his good fortune forward to someone else, because he’s been underemployed lately, mainly because he looks a little bit like a living doll. Things may be turning around though: He snagged a role in the movie version of “Entourage.”
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2. Macaulay Culkin, 33
Of course, we all predicted the “Home Alone” (1990) star would gently segue into joining a band that does pizza-related covers of Velvet Underground songs. Of course.
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3. Leonardo DiCaprio, 39
Ever seen “J.Edgar” (2011)? Amazingly, even under old-guy makeup, he still looks like the little scamp from “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” (1993). (Note: This is not a recommendation to see “J.Edgar.” Save yourself 2 ¹/₂ hours of canned ham.)
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4. Gaby Hoffman, 32
The daughter from “Field of Dreams” (1989) and a friend of Tom Hanks’ son in “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993) grew into a wild child with a disastrous near-unibrow in “Crystal Fairy” (2013). More recently, this year she turned up as Adam Driver’s hot mess of a sister on “Girls.” Next up: the “Veronica Mars” movie.
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5. Daniel Radcliffe, 24
There turned out to be no magical transformation into adulthood for Harry Potter, whose efforts to shed the cute in roles like Allen Ginsberg in “Kill Your Darlings” (2013) are not convincing audiences. He also, sadly, got stuck with a child’s height.
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6. Selena Gomez, 21
Tarting herself up for raunchy movies like last year’s Spring Breakers” is a strategy, but the ex-Disney star till of “Wizards of Waverly Place” (2007-2012) still has the moon face of a middle-schooler.
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7. Thomas Brodie-Sangster, 23
Ever watch “Game of Thrones” and go, “What’s Liam Neeson’s nice step-son from ‘Love Actually’ (2003) doing in this medieval hell? He should back in London working on his drumming.”
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8. Elijah Wood, 33
Sorry, Frodo, but despite slasher movies like your remake of “Maniac” (2013) and thrillers like your new one “Grand Piano,” those gigantic baby blues still make us want to give you a lollipop and a box of crayons.