George F. Will

George F. Will

Opinion

The current political climate is perfect for liberals

The many jaundiced assessments of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act on the fifth anniversary of its enactment were understandable, given that the sluggish recovery, now drowsing through the second half of its fifth year, is historically anemic. Still, bleak judgments about the stimulus miss the main point of it — which was to funnel a substantial share of its money to unionized, dues-paying, Democratic-voting government employees. Hence the stimulus succeeded. So there.

This illustrates why it is so sublime to be a liberal nowadays. Viewed through the proper prism, most liberal policies succeed because they can hardly fail. Each achieves one or both of two objectives: making liberals feel good about themselves and being good to liberal candidates.

Consider President Obama’s renewed anxiety about global warming, increasingly called “climate change” during the 15 or so years warming has become annoyingly difficult to detect. Secretary of State John Kerry was especially apocalyptic recently when warning that climate change is a “weapon of mass destruction.” Like Iraq’s?

Obama says, “The debate is settled. Climate change is a fact.” When a politician says, concerning an issue involving science, that the debate is over, you may be sure the debate is rolling on and not going swimmingly for his side. Obama is, however, quite right that climate change is a fact. The climate is always changing: It’s not what it was during the Medieval Warm Period (ninth to 13th centuries) or the Little Ice Age (about 1500-1850).

Kerry embraced Obama’s “Shut up, he explained” approach to climate discussion: “The science of climate change is leaping out at us like a scene from a 3-D movie.” Leaping scenes? The “absolutely certain” science is “something that we understand with absolute assurance of the veracity of that science.”

No wonder “97 percent” of climate scientists agree. When a Nazi publisher produced “100 Authors Against Einstein,” the target of this argument-by-cumulation replied: “Were I wrong, one professor would have been quite enough.”

Climate alarmism validates the progressive impulse to micromanage others’ lives — their showerheads, toilets, appliances, automobiles, etc. Although a nuisance, this distracts liberals from more serious mischief. And those incensed about Obama’s proposed $1 billion “climate resilience fund” (enough for nearly two Solyndra-scale crony-capitalism debacles) should welcome an Obama brainstorm that costs only a single billion.

Besides, the “resilience” fund will succeed. It will enhance liberals’ self-esteem and energize the climate-alarmist portion of the Democratic base.

Concerning that portion, there will now be a pause in the chorus of liberal lamentations about there being “too much money” in politics because of wealthy conservatives. During this intermission, the chorus will segue into hosannas of praise for liberal billionaire Tom Steyer.

The New York Times says Steyer plans to solicit $50 million from similarly situated liberals, and to match this with $50 million of his own, and to spend the pile to “pressure federal and state officials to enact climate change measures through a hard-edge campaign of attack ads against governors and lawmakers.” The Times calls Steyer’s organization, NextGen Climate Action, “among the largest outside groups in the country.”

Be serene about people exercising their constitutional right to spend their own money to disseminate political speech, including the speech of people who associate in corporate forms for political advocacy. The Supreme Court’s excellent 2010 Citizens United ruling (mention of which sends liberals to their fainting couches) affirmed this right.

Still: What are such “outside groups” outside of? Not the political process — unless the process is the private preserve of the political parties. Liberal campaign-finance scolds seem to think so. Applying their mantra that “money is not speech,” they’ve written laws restricting contributions to parties, with the predicted effect of driving money into “outside groups.”

This is redundant evidence of why the Law of Unintended Consequences might better be called the Law of Unending Liberal Regrets.