Weird But True

Weird but true

Whoa, baby!

A Florida couple apparently paid for their prescription-pill habit by shoplifting and selling infant formula, said police in Palm Springs.

Sonya Barbour, 32, and Glenn Martin, 31, were caught trying to sneak two dozen cans of formula out of a Walmart.

Police also found 117 cans of formula in the couple’s car, cops said.

Their 9-month-old son was put in the custody of Florida’s Department of Children and Families.

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This GOP lawmaker is boldly going where no West Virginia lawmaker has gone before.

State legislator Ray Canterbury is asking the state’s Board of Education to make science fiction required reading “to stimulate interest in math and science.”

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That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Police investigating an attempted home-invasion robbery in Canada uncovered an apparent marijuana ring that dabbled in baking.

A 22-year-old man in Surrey, east of Vancouver, BC, told cops he fought two would-be robbers who beat him with a crowbar — but police detectives discovered that the alleged victim was part of a marijuana operation that had churned out 8,000 pot-laced cookies.

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Nothing comes between a man and his porn.

An Oklahoma City resident went berserk after his wife allegedly took his stash of digital smut and dashed, police said.

Daniel Alan Kissner, 38, was busted for allegedly threatening to kill his spouse and her family and friends if she didn’t bring back his illicit material.

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An eighth-grader at a West Virginia middle school was arrested after wearing to class a T-shirt that featured a picture of a gun and the phrase, “Protect your right.”

Jared Marcum was charged with “disturbing the education process.”