You can’t go anywhere without seeing a man with a beard these days.
From red carpets to surfing competitions, bushy beards are shaking off their checkered past and making an unstoppable, hipster-driven comeback.
But surely this is not what the style gods had in mind when they put facial follicles back on the agenda.
An American dude, who only calls himself Mr. Incredibeard, re-grooms his luscious beard every two weeks. His newest creation gets 10 points for structural soundness, but it’s a big, dirty fail in the hygiene stakes.
Behold the beard bowl.
When you’ve stopped dry retching, check out Incredibeard’s Instagram because his hirsute pursuits are pretty impressive when he’s not being gross.
This article originally appeared in News.com.au.