The Phillies had no problem figuring out Fernandez Friday night, so Hondo ended up all wet with his Marlins play, which left him 140 gilliams below sea level.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will band together with the one and only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on the Royals to cream the Twinks. Also, 10 on Greinke and the Dodgers to slip past the slithering and dithering Snakes.
Hillary successfully dodged a shoe thrown at her at a speaking engagement Thursday in Vegas. It was good to see the Portly Pantsuit hasn’t lost any of the cat-like quickness she first showed on a Bosnian tarmac in 1996 when she was forced to elude a fusillade of sniper fire … “Bullets over Bosnia” — that should be in the running for the title of Hillary’s upcoming memoir … After the shoe-throwing incident, Hillary commented: “It’s a good thing she didn’t play softball like I did.” Not much is known about the Pantsuit’s prowess on softball field, but Hondo is guessing it’s every bit as mythical as her speed on the tarmac.