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HONDO: WHADDUP, GS?

Hondo came away with a Giant infusion of dead presidents last night when he hit with SF in Game 2 to put the earnings at a portly 455 poquettes.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch is gunning for cash prizes with the G-men — 10 units apiece on Greinke and Gallardo.

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Two homosexual male penguins reportedly hatched an egg that had been abandoned by its parents and have begun raising the chick at a German zoo. The full story will be told in an upcoming homo-aquatic thriller called, “Pengie Has Two Daddies” (to be published by Penguin Press, of course) . . . Muslims from around the world were receptive to Obama’s conciliatory speech in Cairo. Their only concern is whether they should trust a car salesman.

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