ALEX RODRIGUEZ A breed apart.
A-Rod — half man, half horse’s behind.
The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur — a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse — over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.
“He was so vain,” the unidentified A-Rod lover told Us Weekly.
“He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur.”
Rodriguez — who has been hitting more like My Little Pony than a mighty centaur so far in the World Series — has had a penchant for public displays of narcissism, such as when he was spotted sunning himself topless in Central Park in 2006.
As weird as the centaur paintings are, maybe the Yankees should consider installing them at the Stadium. They seem to help A-Rod hit home runs in the bedroom.
According to the magazine, gal pal Kate Hudson has been gushing about their sex life.
“They talk about it all day,” the pal said. “Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”