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Charlie Sheen’s high-priced angels hid his cocaine before paramedics rescued the self-destructive party hound from an epic bender, a Hollywood madam claimed yesterday as 911 tapes from the meltdown emerged.
The flesh merchant, who identified herself only as “Felony,” told RadarOnline that hookers dispatched to Sheen’s 36-hour bash last week called her in a panic when the star collapsed in pain.
“The girls were, ‘Oh, my gosh, they’re calling 911 . . . The drugs. What are we going to do?’ ” Felony said, according to the site.
Once it was clear Sheen needed help and paramedics were on their way, the madam said she launched into cover-up mode.
“If you could do Charlie a favor because if anyone does have to go into the house, I don’t want that sense of him being a drug addict,” she recalled saying.
“I was just, like, put it in a drawer and put it away so when the police or the paramedics, or whoever is coming, you know, doesn’t see that,” she recalled saying.
Los Angeles firefighters yesterday released 911 tapes from Sheen’s neighbor Dr. Paul Nassif, who was jarred out of bed last Thursday with a desperate call from his pal.
“Yes. Hi, my name is Dr. Nassif. I live in Beverly Park in Beverly Hills. I just got a call from the residence of Charlie Sheen,” Nassif told dispatchers.
“He’s saying don’t call 911. I got him on the phone and he’s very, very intoxicated. Also apparently in a lot of pain.”
The unrepentant Sheen yesterday went on a digital rampage, chiding the media for paying more attention to “my bulls- – -t” than to world events.
“Believe nothing,” the at-home rehabbing star of “Two and a Half Men” texted E! News.
“I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.”
Asked about reports that dad Martin Sheen was seeking conservatorship, the porn-loving party boy shot back, “All crap.”
“BTW,” he texted, “two wars in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bulls- -t.”
Sheen’s spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, released a more sanitized mea culpa.
“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people,” Sheen said in the statement yesterday. “Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’ “