Weird But True

Weird but true

A naked man who was spotted in a lawn chair across the street from a burning building pointing and laughing is now the top suspect in the blaze.

No arrests have been made in the Miami fire, but victims knew something wasn’t right.

He was “on his porch butt-naked and laughing at the whole thing,” one burned-out resident said.

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Times are sure getting tough in St. Louis – the drug dealers are starting to take food stamps.

Cops said that one dealer let his customers pay with the benefit cards.

The clients let the dealer have their PINs so that he could use the cards in exchange for drugs.

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Mozart’s popularity has never been greater in Japan — among fruits and vegetables.

Farmers are playing Mozart’s music for their crops in the belief the produce will taste better.

The results have been so promising that other producers are now playing Mozart for processed foods, such as soy sauce and udon noodles.

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A French grandmother may have set a record for the longest trip to the bathroom — 20 days!

The 69-year-old woman was trapped when her bathroom door jammed, and she was forced to survive on nothing but tap water until someone called cops.

She tried to get help by banging on the pipes, but instead of checking on her, her neighbors started a petition to stop what they thought was some illegal repair work.