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Hondo calls for unhappy Halladay

Hondo lopped a chunk off his deficit yesterday when Dickey confused the Fish and the Yankees overcame not only the Tigers but also umpire Tim Welke, which lowered the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,870 deans.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will ante up for the Cards – 10 units on Lohse to outduel Halladay.

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A new play about political sex scandals called “Tail! Spin!” is opening soon and features the sexual transgressions of Larry “The Toe-Tapper” Craig, Mark “The Hiker” Sanford, Mark “Hotmail” Foley and Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner. All are fine choices but you have to feel badly for those who were omitted despite having exemplary qualifications, such as Bill “Peyronie Bill” Clinton, Eliot “Client 9” Spitzer, John “Dirtbag” Edwards and Jim “Knees” McGreevey … SuperNanny Bloomberg yesterday reversed positions on the vibrator giveaway, giving it a big thumbs up. So let’s update the SuperNanny scoreboard: Smoking, salt, soda and transfats are out, and vibrators are in … Brace yourselves for this one, HondoNation: RPattz reportedly has been drunk-dialing KStew. Looking on the bright side, maybe in an effort to evade the calls, she will break her moratorium on showering.

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