Diana Nyad, who was stung by jellyfish, has nothing on Hondo, who yesterday was bitten by the Marlins and dumped on by the Blue Jays, causing the debt to grow to 2,340 brosnans.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will put his play dough on Cueto — 10 units on the Reds to hammer Hamels.
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Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood home near Akron, Ohio, reportedly is on the market, although probably it won’t be for long. Somebody will eat that up in no time … Emauler Ed Buckmir boldly predicts that Todd Akin, a candidate for the U.S. Senate from Missouri who has some unique ideas about “legitimate rape,” will not be receiving an endorsement from NOW. Stay tuned … Prince Harry is in trouble at home after being photographed naked while playing “strip billiards” in Vegas. Apparently, members of the Royal family are thoroughly embarrassed because they feel the little prince just doesn’t measure up to acceptable standards.