Fashion & Beauty

Wu-over for Britney

Stylist Brad Goreski

Stylist Brad Goreski (FilmMagic)

Britney Spears isn’t a girl, but she could be a Wu-man. Designer Jason Wu said that “The X Factor” judge (whom Simon Cowell reportedly told to dress better), is the No. 1 celeb he’d like to Wu-ify. “I’m a huge fan of hers. I’d just polish her up,” Wu told Buzz. “I’d pull her hair back and put her in a sexy dress.”

Wu, a favorite of Michelle Obama, was less forthcoming about dressing Ann Romney, should her husband, Mitt, win the presidency. “I am in no position to answer a political question right now,” he demurred at his swank after-party held at Top of the Standard Friday night.

Well, what about a royal one?

“Kate Middleton is so elegant. I’d love to dress her,” said the designer, dismissing NYC gal-about-town, Pippa. “Kate has all the responsibilities right now . . . ” he said.

No subway Sean

Hockey player and former Vogue intern Sean Avery has some advice for Rajon Rondo, the Celtics player interning at GQ.

“He’s rich enough, so he should make sure that he has a car service always waiting for him. ’Cause when you carry those garment bags, the subway is not ideal,” Avery said at the Barneys Perfect Pairs dinner for the HRC. “My younger brother was my driver for the summer. They didn’t give me a driver. They probably thought I could figure out my own way around. So I did.”

Runway Heist

Looks like Bravo reality TV star Brad Goreski (pictured) will be sticking to the small screen after being intolerably cruel to film producer Brian Grazer.

Goreski hijacked the runway at the Elle Fashion Next show on Friday with an army of cameramen and producers, who wanted everyone to sign video releases.Goreski’s gang blocked Christina Ricci from taking her seat and nearly fell into the laps of Grazer and his partner, Keli Lee, who retreated to the back of the theater while the commotion died down. “I didn’t need to be in that environment,” Grazer said. “They were flashing in our faces . . . so I got up.”

Not a Belieber

Model/actor Tyson Beckford and his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Shanina Shaik oozed young love at Wu’s Meatpacking District bash. Shaik fondly recalled Beckford meeting her at the airport with a bouquet of flowers.

”You only pick them up if you really care,” said Beckford. “Because otherwise, we can send a car service.”

Maybe Beckford ought to send some stems to actor Jeremy Renner — the “Hurt Locker” star is on Beckford’s dream list of co-stars.

Someone who’s not?

Singer and aspiring cinema kid Justin Bieber, who’s slated to work with another former Calvin Klein model, Mark Wahlberg.

“No. No. I need to do adult movies,” said Beckford. “I don’t know if he’s ready yet. Out the gate, it probably wouldn’t be smart for them to put him in something that intense, so serious . . . because I don’t think a lot of older people know who he. Or even care.”

Beckford certainly doesn’t.

“I just know that one single, ‘Girlfriend,’ ” he said, “because they play it so damn much.”

Drake to London

Dapper rapper Theophilus London has been spending some QT with Drake. “We’re texting back and forth,” he dished. “This is the first time I’m telling someone, but he’s working on songs for my new record.”

But work clearly wasn’t on London’s mind Friday night at Nasty Gal’s Westway party, where the rapper was still knocking back Patròn shots at 2 a.m. when Buzz left the former strip club.

— Additional reporting by Meg Prossnitz and Amber Sutherland

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