Weird But True

Weird but true

If you’re getting married in the next couple of days, you picked the wrong week.

That’s because the third week of September is Unmarried and Single Americans Week.

The idea for the singular honor for the unwed originated in Ohio, according to the US Census Bureau.

The bureau said 44 percent of the adult population is eligible to celebrate.

Some 53 percent of American woman and 47 percent of men haven’t tied the knot.

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She was probably inspired by the ’60s Beatles song “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?’’

A woman in Uniontown, Pa., has been busted on charges of flagging down traffic and offering to strip for motorists willing to pay for a road show.

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Cops in York, Pa., are searching for a nasty vandal who can’t spell.

The moron used white paint to spray the word “Bicth’’ on both doors of a woman’s SUV.

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No wonder they lost both world wars.

Two baby wolves have been terrifying German soldiers on night maneuvers.

“They sneak up on you and leap on you without a sound,’’ whined one of the fearless fighting men. “They try to bite our boots off and then run away.’’

Officials say the cubs, believed to be brothers, are too young to inflict any serious injury and probably think of the soldiers as playmates.

The soldiers have been reprimanded by their trainers for “screaming like a bunch of girls.’’

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If you buy this dress, you probably won’t have to worry about another woman showing up at the same party wearing a copy.

A dress that costs $2,155,000 was featured at a Ukranian fashion show.

If the model was dragging a bit on the catwalk, it’s understandable. It’s adorned with 50 2-carat diamonds and weighs 29 pounds.