Hondo, who had already lost with the Nationals, was about to go double-draino last night when Raul rushed to his rescue in El Bronx, clubbing the Birds to put the deficit at 1,250 eastwicks.
Today, Mr. Aitch will back his Reds-in-5 NLDS pick with a 10-unit plunge on Latos. Also, he will put 10 units on Zoolander to pose serious problems for the A’s in Game 5.
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Many wonder how it came to be that ABC’s Martha Raddatz, whose wedding was attended by Obama, was chosen to be the moderator for tonight’s VP debate. Apparently, none of the MSNBC hosts could get the night off … Hondo hears that Paul Ryan, as part of his thorough preparation for the debate, wanted to bring in the only guy who possibly could come close to giving an accurate portrayal of Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden — none other than Dan “The Blunder Machine” Quayle.