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Hondo’s in the Red zone

Hondo bounced back from Sunday’s dismal one-for-four as he cashed with those gritty Jets last night, which lowered the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,170 nuxhalls.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will try to hit a homer with Bailey – 10 units on the Reds to close out the Giants.

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Mitt Romney’s speech yesterday on foreign policy drew jeers from members of the Obama camp, who accused the Republican nominee of “chest-pounding” and “saber-rattling.” Apparently, they would prefer Barack’s approach, which consists of bowing, apologizing and groveling . . . Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden, who has taken a six-day break from campaigning to prepare for Thursday’s debate, was sidetracked yesterday when he underwent a medical procedure to have a few toenails removed from the roof of his mouth.