This takes balls . . .
A Denver brewery is making beer out of bulls’ testicles.
The brew, called “Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout,’’ is named after a local delicacy — fried bulls’ testicles.
The beer is an “assertive, foreign-style stout . . . with a deep brown color,’’ said head brewer Andy Brown.
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This also takes balls . . .
A 14-year-old in Karlsruhe, Germany, stole $3,800 worth of his mom’s jewelry to finance a trip to a brothel for himself and a friend.
“One could see the delighted smiles on the faces of the thieves,’’ said police spokesman Ralf Minet, adding that the two had been in “a delirium of hormones.’’
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Two teens in Naperville, Ill., picked the wrong place to get high on pot: in front of a police chief’s home.
Robert Pavelchik, who heads the force in nearby Villa Park, was driving home when he noticed the two because they didn’t live on the block.
He confronted them and discovered “they’re blowing dope . . . right in front of my home. I smell the dope, and I see the pipe and the bag of dope.’’
He held them for local authorities.
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Even a professional wrestler occasionally has a real fight.
Former WWE star Shawn Dalvari used a choke hold to subdue a nut job threatening fellow passengers on a train in Minneapolis.
He held the man in a scissor hold until the next stop, where he tossed him out.
“That was the hardest part,’’ Dalvari said. “He was a big, fat guy, 280 pounds . . . It was like throwing out a dead ox.’’
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A sixth grader in Sweden was shocked to open her yearbook and discover she had acquired a third eye.
But Tilde Norgaard is also $225 richer — the company that produced the book gave her the money to make up for all the teasing she had been subjected to.