Food & Drink

The joke’s on Bourdain

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“Like a lot of people who seem really tough on the outside, he may have one or two feelings still remaining. Some nerve ending that hasn’t been deadened by cognac and butter, and I’m aiming straight for it.” -TV Host Ted Allen Getty Images
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“He should be nervous because on his own show he’s eating monkey balls, but on this he’s probably eating his own.” -Comedian Jim Norton Getty Images for Epix
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“What do I think of his cooking? I think you have to be stoned to think it’s good.” -Comedian Gilbert Gottfried FilmMagic
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“Who is the foxier of the silver foxes — me or Anthony? I don’t know. Is a silver fox a compliment? In that case, it’s me.” -Chef Eric Ripert Getty Images
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“If you want to piss Tony off, find a pair of Persols [sunglasses] he doesn’t own.” -Chef Michael White WireImage