“Look at your watch and say, ‘Hey, it’s makeout-o’-clock.’ ” Leila
“Say, ‘The bar’s closing, which means my love den is open for business.’ ” Travis
“Invite them over and say, “I have a huge apartment all to myself. Except for my parents, but they’re heavy sleepers.’ ” Zia
“Ask, ‘Why would you want to walk home alone when I could give you a ride on my Segway?’” Melinda
“Say, ‘I’ve been stalking you for months now, don’t I at least deserve a good-night kiss?’ ” Billy