“Hey baby, you belong in my binder full of hot women.” – Russell
“Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.” – B.T.
“I still don’t know who to vote for — could you kiss me? Once for Romney and twice for Obama.” – Lauren
“Point at your bicep and say, ‘I built this.’ ” — Brandon
“You should know I’m bipartisan curious” — Doug