You saw Barbie and Ken doing WHAT?!!
Wicked Wanda’s Adult Emporium in Ottawa, Canada, has created a window display showing the iconic dolls engaged in a variety of sex acts inspired by the best-selling erotic novel “Seven Shades of Grey.’’
Some wear leather and chains, while others wield whips.
Many residents are scandalized, but Wanda said the S&M scenes are just fine because all of the dolls are fully clothed.
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He just wanted a few more bills.
A man wearing a duck mask held up a gas station in Burley, Idaho, and waddled away with a wad of cash.
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Talk about rushing into marriage.
Timothy Thompson was so excited about tying the knot that he sped to the church in Portage, Ind., at 100 mph, cops said.
Police cornered Thompson — who had gotten out of jail earlier that day — in the church parking lot, where he nearly tipped over doing doughnuts.
The happy couple will have to wait a while longer. He was put right back behind bars.
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Look, ma — two hands.
A young translator from Handan, China, has the incredible ability to write with both hands at the same time.
Chen Siyuan can even make one of her hands write in Chinese while the other writes in English.
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Call these music lovers the grateful dead.
A Swedish inventor has created a musical coffin, with a built-in stereo system for people who don’t want to rest in peace.
Fredrik Hjelmquist said, “This is genuine. I’ve already got my own ready, although I’m hoping I don’t have to use it for a few years yet.
“Just because you’re dead, you should not be deprived of the life-enhancing power of music.’’