Weird But True

Weird but true

It’s terrible to be a stalking victim, but it’s even worse when the stalkers are your parents.

Music honors student Aubrey Ireland took out a restraining order against her mom and dad, who had repeatedly visited her unannounced, admitted bugging her laptop computer and cellphone, and accused her of drug use and promiscuity.

When the obsessed parents stopped paying Ireland’s tuition, the University of Cincinnati Conservatory of Music awarded the music-theater major a scholarship for her senior year.

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This kid didn’t get coal in his stocking — he got porn.

A Colorado 5-year-old playing with his present, a refurbished Nintendo 3DS, found dirty pictures left behind by a previous owner.

Little Braydon Giles’ red-faced dad had some quick birds-and-bees ’splainin’ to do.

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Boxed-in “Boxing Day” motorists in downtown Vancouver, Canada, this week were so frustrated sitting in ultra-gridlocked traffic that they flooded 911 emergency lines with pleas for help.

Boxing Day, the day after Christmas in Canada and some other nations with British roots, is like the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, with stores attracting shoppers with huge bargains.

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A Swedish woman admitted stabbing her husband to death with a fillet knife she had received as a Christmas present from her employer.

Cops said that after the attack, Jeanette Javell, 42, bizarrely wrote a note to her boss saying, “Thank you for the Christmas gift . . . By the way, it worked!”

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There was a shark “attack” in China — at a shopping mall!

Three lemon sharks in a huge tank at Shanghai’s Orient Shopping Center were left flailing and writhing on the floor when the glass burst and water flooded an area near a food court.

About 15 people were injured, none seriously, in the mayhem, but the sharks succumbed to being out of water.,