Never say Wyoming lawmakers lack imagination.
Legislators are pushing a bill to make the jackalope Wyoming’s official fantasy animal in honor of a long-serving legislator who loved the antlered beast of lore.
Dave Edwards, 75, who last week went to that great fantasy land in the sky, was criticized for wasting government resources when he introduced a 2005 bill promoting the jackalope.
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She’s a real do-it-yourselfer.
A Louisiana woman claimed to be a victim of stalking after receiving threatening text messages, but Trudy Miller found herself in handcuffs after police said she sent the messages to herself.
Miller allegedly tried to pin the threats on an ex-beau.
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You can have GUNLUV and be a FEMFTAL in Georgia, but having a BIGBRA or GAYPWR is a no-no.
The Georgia Department of Revenue is under fire for rejecting some vanity license plates but not others, leading to freedom-of-plate protests.
G0D4EVR, GAYGAY, L0VWINE and BELLY have all gotten the nod, but UTERUS, GOTBEER and G0DROKS are among more than 10,000 rejections.
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An Ohio schoolteacher claims her bosses discriminated against her — because she has a fear of children.
Maria Waltherr-Willard, 61, asked not to educate young kids, but was transferred from a high school to a junior high anyway.
The veteran French and Spanish teacher sued the district after she was moved.
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Police in Malaysia are vowing to get to the bottom of this sexy mystery.
Three scantily clad transvestites who performed at a law-enforcement dinner were not the official entertainment, cops insist.
The transvestites allegedly crashed the party.