Weird But True

Weird but true

It’s a sign that this thug is an idiot.

A man who is deaf was stabbed in North Carolina by a goon who saw him communicating with sign language — and mistook his hand signals for gang signs, police said.

Victim Terrance Daniels is expected to survive.

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Thirty-one years after Pvt. Donald Tremblay went AWOL, the Marine MPs have finally gotten their man. Sort of.

After deserting the corps in 1982, Tremblay went on to live a quiet life in Poland, Maine. Quiet, that is, except for getting a sex change.

Now the Marines are deciding whether to press desertion charges against Elizabeth Tremblay.

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Another species is on the endangered list because of deforestation — the pubic louse.

The crablike little creatures are nearly extinct because of the modern trend of getting Brazilian-style bikini waxes, originally popularized in Manhattan.

Doctors have found that 80 percent of US college students go bare down there, leaving the little lice no place to breed. Some doctors haven’t seen a case in years.

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This sweet little angel has her wings.

A baby girl was born aboard a jet over Armenia and was delivered by the flight attendants.

The mom — who claimed to be just six months’ pregnant when she checked in for the flight — named the baby Asmik, after one of the attendants.

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China’s richest heiress is looking for a man.

The 30-year-old daughter of beverage billionaire Zong Qinghou lit a fire under would-be suitors across the nation when she gave a magazine interview saying she’d never had a boyfriend and was anxious to get one.

“It’s not easy for her to tell whether men are genuinely interested or just in her wealth,” the report said about Zong Fuli.