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Hondo’s better off with Red

The wonderful White Sox worked some magic for Hondo last night, mowing down the underachieving Verlander to push the winning streak to six and slash the deficit to 440 kaskos.

Today, Mr. Aitch will put his financial fate in the right arm of Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher — Leake. Twenty units on the Reds to brew up a winner in Milwaukee.

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Eliot “John” Spitzer choked up when asked yesterday how he has changed since he was run out of the governor’s office five years ago. Sniveled Spitzer: “A lot of pain. A lot of pain. You go through that pain, you change.” That’s a strong dirtbag politician move — summon some phony tears to gain sympathy from the voters in the hope it will cause them to forget the total disgust and revulsion they felt when he put his wife and daughters through hell … If elected, the hooker-loving Spitzer surely will be a comptrol freak … Sources say Anthony Weiner is getting jealous as Spitzer steals the slimelight in city politics. Apparently, A-Wad has been sniping to friends that anyone can hook up with a prostitute, but it takes a real perv to hit the send button on your very own junk mail.

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