He’s toast!
A South Carolina man was busted after an annoyed, perplexed neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
Union County sheriff’s deputies say Christopher Brannon, 34, was charged with malicious damage to property — even though the damage to the vehicle was estimated at just $1.
A sheriff’s report offered no motive for the buttery belligerence.
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This bull was seeing red.
Eight people were injured when a 1,200-pound raging rodeo bull broke out of its pen at the fairgrounds in Farmington, Minn., and charged around the grounds.
One pursuing cop put two bullets in the bull, which kept on rampaging until two cowboys on horseback lassoed it and led it back to its pen.
None of the injures was life-threatening.
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Dude, forget about being named Backwoods Father of the Year.
A dimwitted Maine man allegedly put a .380 pistol in his 4-year-old son’s book bag and sent the kid off to day care.
Adam Keene, 31, of Madison, pleaded not guilty to a charge of reckless endangerment, authorities said.
The gun, which the dopey dad legally owned, had a round in the chamber and the safety engaged.
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It’s a pick-up line only an insect could love — or hear.
Scientists have discovered that the tiny Colombian bushcricket can chirp as loud as a buzz saw to woo females, though the frequency is too high for humans to hear.
Female bushcrickets, however, get the message ear-splittingly loud and clear.
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He’s on a losing streak.
A serial streaker was tackled on the field during the final moments of a State of Origin rugby match in Australia.
Wati Holmwood, who also let it all hang out in mid-match in 2011, pleaded guilty.