Two measly hits and a lone run were all the Dodgers needed yesterday against the Small Bears to help hard-charging Hondo trim his accounts payable to 625 furillos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will continue to ride the Dodgers’ trolley in St. Louis — 20 units on Greinke to shut down his Arch enemy.
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Somebody posted “Interns Wanted” signs in Soho supposedly on behalf of the Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner campaign but they were obvious fakes. After all, the top criterion listed was: “NO SLUTBAGS” — as if A-Wad would ever turn away a slutbag … Hondo has a theory about why Eliot “John” Spitzer, who’s still married to Silda, refuses to divulge whether he has a girlfriend: He doesn’t want to make his hookers jealous.