Let’s just say he’s in more than a wee bit of trouble.
According to law-enforcement sources, a Seattle man was so drunk that he was hospitalized, put in a diaper and later a squad car — urinating all along the way.
Nurses at Harborview Medical Center restrained the man in his hospital bed, but he still managed to urinate all over the floor.
They put an adult diaper on him — then had to call cops when he turned belligerent.
Cops hauled the man to jail — but he urinated in the back of the patrol car.
***
A two-pound piglet born without rear legs is mobile thanks to the ingenuity of his Florida owner, who created a “wheely” ingenious contraption to help his pet — Chris P. Bacon — walk.
Len Lucero’s do-it-yourself wheelchair uses toy parts and straps.
***
Officials in East Cleveland, Ohio, are scratching their heads after a Postal Service lawyer claimed the agency isn’t responsible for its drivers’ traffic infractions because of “federal immunity” from local laws.
Mail carriers were caught on traffic cams breaking vehicle and traffic laws at least seven times.
***
A Canadian man arrested in the stabbings of an Ottawa couple and the theft of their car claims police — who allegedly caught him in the vehicle with bloody knives — have the wrong man.
Richard Blake said he took the car after a stranger offered it to him.
Blake said he couldn’t remember what the car-gifting stranger looked like, and later tried to flee from pursuing police because he panicked.
The victims picked out Blake in a police lineup.
***
A boutique owner in Vancouver is cleaning up after the 10th instance of a speeding car hitting her shop.
Andrea Molner claims city officials have declined to install crash barriers, but they say they’re looking into doing so.