“Bones” (Monday, 8 p.m., Fox)
After eight years of dissecting dead bodies together, what else could Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) do but tie the knot? Unsurprisingly, there’s another corpse standing in the way of quirky workaholic Temperance’s march down the aisle, as the couple’s friends place bets on whether these two star-crossed lovebirds can get hitched without a hitch.
“NCIS” (Tuesday, 8 p.m., CBS)
DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), who’s still reeling from losing soulmate Ziva — actress Cote de Pablo left the show this season — takes a flashback trip to Baltimore to relive a 15-year-old case of a murdered petty officer. In other matters of the heart, guest star Margo Harshman, who plays McGee’s (Sean Murray) new squeeze, is back again to illustrate just how weird McGee’s ex Abby (Pauley Perrette) really is.
“Criminal Minds” (Wednesday, 9 p.m., CBS)
Can’t get enough of Meredith Monroe? She’s also back on this crime-solver as Haley, Hotch’s (Thomas Gibson) ex-wife. She’s part of his life-flashing-before-his-eyes experience after he’s stabbed by The Reaper (C. Thomas Howell). There’s also a missing teen to find, but the BAU team could solve that case with one arm tied behind their back.
“The Husband She Met Online” (Saturday, 8 p.m., Lifetime)
From the opening word-processor-produced title cards to the hilariously clunky dialogue, there is something very entertaining about a movie that wanted to be serious but looks like it was created as part of a high-school film project. The story tracks the hapless love life of a wedding planner (Meredith Monroe) with enough cheesy elements to join the embarrassingly-funny TV movie ranks of the Lifetime classic “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger.”
“CSI” (Wednesday, 10 p.m., CBS)
To celebrate its 300th episode, the crime series takes a trip down memory lane. As Catherine Willows, Marg Helgenberger returns in fake flashbacks to reveal the origins of the CSI team (sans Gil Grissom, as William Petersen isn’t returning) before the actress starts her new CBS drama, “Intelligence,” next year. Willows helps the “CSI” team working to solve the original cold case about a Gatsby-esque reclusive casino heir, played by guest star Jason Priestley.