Weird But True

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Talk about the letter of the law.

Millionaire S. Truett Cathy, founder of the Southern restaurant chain Chick-fil-A, refused to press charges against two girls accused of causing $30,000 in damage to his home – and instead made them write “I will not vandalize other people’s property” 1,000 times.

The devout Christian said he didn’t want them to have a criminal record.

*****

Removing international borders has sparked some naked aggression.

Residents of a Polish town were shocked after they followed European Union orders to take down a border fence – and found a German nudist beach behind it.

They’re demanding the nudists cover up.

But one of the German nature lovers said, “It’s terrible the way Poles come over fully clothed and stare. We feel like monkeys in a zoo.”

*****

A splash-and-grab robber took off with $10,000 after drenching his victim as she left an English bank.

The thief soaked the woman by throwing water over her as she walked out the door, then helped dry her off before snatching her bag.

It’s the latest in a string of bizarre thefts that have involved victims being pelted with paint, peanut butter and dog feces as they leave banks.

*****

A tiny crook and his pals cleaned out a German candy store after using his grandmother’s credit card to take out cash.

The 7-year-old took the card after watching his grandma using it.

“He could barely reach the console to type in the PIN code,” cops said.

*****

A teenager who lifts his buddies’ cars has been named “Britain’s strongest schoolboy.”

“One day a mate said I looked so strong I should try lifting his car,” said Kye Thomas, 17.

“It became a habit.”