Tyra Banks plays “America’s Next First Lady” in a vaguely unsettling photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar.
Voguing like a supermodel, Tyra pays homage to Michelle Obama and Jackie Kennedy with pearls, slinky black shift and curly flip, draped against a Barack Obama lookalike and smiling at a tyke playing hide-and-seek à la JFK Jr.
Banks confessed that if she were first lady, her Secret Service code name would be “KMFA: Kiss My Fat Ass.”
Obama himself spent his 47th birthday last night at a Boston fund- raiser, where Sen. John Kerry quipped: “I asked Barack Obama what he wanted for his birthday. He said, ‘Indiana, Colorado and Virginia,’ ”