A former New Mexico shoe salesman didn’t toe the line as a boyfriend.
The 27-year-old rage-aholic, who was once accused of biting off a piece of his girlfriend’s toe, was arrested again — this time for trying to slice off her big toe with a cigar cutter, Santa Fe cops said.
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Talk about a fat cat.
A nervous Californian called cops to report a “mountain lion” slinking around the community — but the big cat turned out to be a 25-pound feral feline nicknamed “Man Face.’’
Another resident of San Joaquin County said the feline fatty was well known.
Man Face “is a real mean cat,’’ he said. “He beats up all the cats in the neighborhood. He’s about four times the size of an average cat.’’
Man Face was caught and neutered.
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A Tennessee resident probably felt a little sheepish after she phoned the Sheriff’s Office to report hearing screams outside her home.
The cries were so loud that the dispatcher could hear them. Deputies came by and quickly found the shrieker — a goat tied to a fence.
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Imagine duking it out in court over a nickname.
In Pennsylvania, a Republican challenger wanted the incumbent kicked off the Bucks County sheriff primary ballot over the rival’s use of the nickname “Duke.”
But a judge sided with incumbent Sheriff Edward “Duke” Donnelly, ruling that it wasn’t a subtle suggestion of a “nobility title.’’
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British Prime Minister David Cameron morphed into a cowboy and waded up to his waist in mud to rescue a trapped sheep.
Cameron, wearing jeans and boots, was near his weekend home in the Oxfordshire countryside when he heard bleating and spotted the stuck ewe and two lambs.
The PM saved the mom but her offspring drowned.