Yep, junk mail is crap.
Dog owners in a town outside Madrid, Spain, who don’t scoop their pets’ poop are receiving it in the mail.
Officials in Brunete have gotten volunteers who look for uncaring dog owners — and strike up conversations.
If the volunteers get enough info to look up violators’ addresses, fecal vigilantes then send a strong message.
The dung is mailed back to the owners in a box marked “Lost Property.”
The Telegraph reports that 147 “express poop” deliveries were made during one week in February and there has been a 70 percent drop in discarded droppings since then.