Hondo treaded water on the West Coast yesterday, getting nipped with the Twins before rallying with the Reds to leave the deficit holding at 605 moschittos.
Today, Mr. Aitch had success doing the Hiroki-pokey Saturday, so he again will dance with Kuroda — 20 units on the Yankees. Tonight, he expects Hellickson to shut down the Sawx and Greinke to stop the Reds — 20 units apiece.
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Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, attributed his latest dalliance with sexting to “a rough time” in his marriage. So does that mean whenever he and Huma have some problems he can be expected to transform into Carlos Danger, drop trou, whip out the cellphone, snap a selfie and send off some junk mail? … Speaking of mayoral dirtbags, San Diego Democrat Mayor Bob “Feel ‘Em Up” Filner had some important advice for A-Wad Weiner: When you’re getting your perv on, stay off the Internet and stick with the personal touch — it’s so much easier to deny … Bill Belichick said he was “shocked” by the Aaron Hernandez situation. Hondo was shocked by the Hoodie’s reaction, figuring he would have stood at the podium and mumbled in his best monotone, “Well, Hernandez just made more plays than his victims.”