Sex & Relationships

Top 5: ways to get a date during an Oscar party

“Sing ‘I dreamed a dream of dating you,’ and then tell them you’ll be ‘Les Misérables’ if they don’t kiss you.’” — M.K.

“Say, ‘If you were in an Iranian hostage crisis like ‘Argo,’ I would totally put on a wig and come save you.” — Lidia

“Whisper, ‘Amour’ isn’t just a movie, it’s what I feel for you.’” — Maggie

“Ask, ‘Want to come over to my place tonight around Zero Dark Thirty?’ ” — Alexis

“Say, ‘Meeting you is the silver lining in my playbook.’ ” — Chris