A full-figured, buxom, bikini-clad woman frolicking at an aquatic park with her young niece and nephew got the boot after drawing too much attention from other families.
Madelyn Sheaffer of Independence, Mo., and her family members were at the Adventure Oasis Water Park when a staffer came over and instructed her to put on shorts.
She demanded to speak to a manager, who booted her.
City officials said the park was within its rights to make certain that visitors wear appropriate bathing suits to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere.
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Three people who ordered burritos at a Taco Bell drive-thru in a western Michigan town were handed something more valuable: $3,600 in cash.
An employee mistakenly passed the cash to the trio, who drove away but returned it as soon as they opened their meal bag.
“I thought it was joke,” said Kennidi Rue, 18. “The store manager literally burst out in tears. She was so happy we brought it back.”
The money was in a store bag for deposit at a bank.
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A sour-puss neighbor called the cops on a 9-year-old boy in Oshawa, Ontario, to shut down the kid’s lemonade stand.
The crabby neighbor claimed that the boy — who suffers from autism and was raising money for a children’s hospital — had no permit, but cops chose not to impede the boy’s altruism.
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That’ll kill the “moooo”d!
A speeding Russian driver accidentally struck a bull and a cow making whoopee on a country road.
A YouTube video from the driver’s dashboard camera shows the vehicle-induced “cow”tus interruptus.
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This may create a “s–tstorm” among prudish grammarians.
The official German dictionary now includes that colloquial, scatological word, and defines it as a “public outcry on the Internet.”