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HONDO HOPS ON SAWX

Hondo took a hefty tumble last night, losing a rare beefy investment with Texas to slash the earnings to 60 petrocellis.

Today, Mr. Aitch is all aflutter over Wakefield, that knucklehead. Ten units on the Bosawx over the Chisox.

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Ex-astronut Lisa Nowak yesterday asked a judge for permission to remove her electronic monitoring bracelet because it cuts her ankle and gets in the way of her military boot lace. Not only that, but she could get electrocuted if the device gets wet with di aper drippings . . . James Brolin-Streisand reportedly is building a third house on his and Barbra’s Malibu property. That’ll give him a few more options when he wants to hide out from the dragon lady.

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