THE KHADAFY SHOW
Unlike other former leaders and disgraced politicians, Daffy Khadafy does not — repeat, does not — have a future in television.
For one thing, the guy can clear out a joint faster than my dog after eating cheese. By the time the terror lover got done with his 96-minute rant at the United Nations, there were fewer people left in the General Assembly than you’d find at a midnight Carrot Top show.
And speaking of bad-hair comics, did you get a load of his dye job? Even Jackie Mason has more authentic-looking color. I mean, for God’s sake, it’s mere days after Fashion Week, and he shows up with not just his hair, but, God forgive him, his eyebrows and mustache painted blue black?
Yes, he has finally terrorized me. — Linda Stasi
AHMADINEJAD SHOW
If Khadafy has no future on TV, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hasn’t even got a present.
His “Dr. Phil meets Dr. Strangelove” speech
told us that the warmth of family is the backbone of all happiness and that selfishness and insatiable greed have taken the place of love.
Oh, that and the good news that his gig as dictator had recently been re-upped “in a glorious and fully democratic election.” The thing with this particular madman is that he’s never gonna be anything but an empty suit in a very bad suit. I mean, Mahmoud, baby, if you’re gonna dress Western, at least put on a damned tie to address the world body. And stop with the “Miami Vice” need-a-shave bit. It’s very old. Bad suit, bad hair, bad TV. — Linda Stasi
— Linda Stasi