Tattooed model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (SoCal Glamour Girls/Splash News)
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Celebrity mechanic Jesse James yesterday apologized to his Academy Award-winning wife, Sandra Bullock, after a heavily tattooed stripper tattled about their torrid trysts together.
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded,” said James, accused of repeatedly bedding Michelle “Bombshell” McGee while Bullock, 45, filmed her hit movie “The Blind Side” last year.
“Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment,” James, 40, said in the mea culpa released to People magazine yesterday, a day after McGee went public with her tawdry tale.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
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McGee, 32, told In Touch Weekly that James wasted no time jumping her bones when she first met the Harley hunk at his West Coast Choppers shop in Long Beach, Calif., after contacting him via e-mail about a potential modeling job.
McGee said she had an 11-month affair with James — whom she dubbed “Vanilla Gorilla” — while under the mistaken impression that he and Bullock were separated.
Bullock moved out of the couple’s LA home on Monday and soon after canceled plans to attend “The Blind Side’s” London premiere.
James — still wearing his wedding ring — took his kids to school yesterday.
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Meanwhile, McGee’s ex-husband, Shane Modica — with whom she has a 5-year-son, Avery — claimed in court papers filed in San Diego in January that “as years go by, Avery’s mother slips more and more into stripping, pills, alcohol and performances she does online, pornography that she has brought into our home.”
“There have been pornographic shoots there and live Web cam pornographic broadcasts from her house.”
Modica wrote that McGee recently had a large swastika tattooed on her stomach, spelled out “White Power” in magnets on her refrigerator, dated gang members and performed in strip clubs under their son’s name.
“I believe that Michelle is mentally ill and should be in the care of a therapist, which the court ordered her to see, but she refuses to do so. She is supposed to take medication for bipolar disorder but she doesn’t,” he wrote.
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